'Verse - αΕβ - Businesses and Establishments

This page lists various businesses and establishments found in 'Verse - Blackwood universe.

Alcoholic Bars:

 * Bars:
 * Liquid Vice:
 * About: Liquid Vice is an front for one of the cells part of the Unknown Ghosts Army (UGA), an paramilitary and international hacking group based out of Ukraine.
 * Owner: Mikhail "Mikey" Bogadhov
 * Brew Pubs:
 * Cocktail Lounges:
 * Dive Bars:
 * Hotel Bars:
 * Neighborhood Bars:
 * Dirty Sammy's
 * About: Dirty Sammy's is an local bar that once served Old Redport Steel Foundry workers.
 * Owner: Samantha Ivers (Named after her father, Samuel "Sammy" Ivers.)
 * Pubs:
 * Back Alley Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Crowing Cock Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Dripping Bush Pub, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Frisky Donkey Pub, The
 * About: A Scottish pub.
 * Owner: Archie H. Lithgow
 * Glasgow Yobbo Pub, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Intercourse Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Loose Camel, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Wine Bars:

Entertainment Bars:

 * Arcade Bars:
 * Blues Bars:
 * Comedy Bars:
 * Dance Bars:
 * Drag Bars:
 * Karaoke Bars:
 * Golden Stool, The
 * About: A Chinese-theme Karaoke bar in Chinatown's neighborhood (Chinhae Square).
 * Owner: Min Chan
 * Music Bars:
 * Nightclubs:
 * Bacchus Nightclub
 * Club XXY
 * Le Chat Noir (Translation: The Black Cat)
 * Pink Clam Nightclub
 * Rainbow Parrot Club
 * Salsa Bars:
 * Sports Bars:
 * Tiki Bars:
 * Topless Bars:

Non-Alcoholic Drinking Establishments:

 * Coffeehouses:
 * F***offee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Java Beanz
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Jittering Beans
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Kickstart Coffee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Mental Coffee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Tarsier Express
 * About:
 * Mascot: A wide-eyed Tarsier named "Jitterbug".
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Panda Express
 * Cafes
 * Descartes Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Duk Muff Cafe
 * About: A cafe known for its Duck-themed products.
 * Owner: Sook-Ja "Ducky" Duk
 * Fermi's Paradise Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" Yoxall
 * Fresh Start Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Korova Cafe
 * About: Korova Cafe is an front for the Russian Mafia in Eastport City.
 * Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
 * Lick-her Cafe
 * About: Australian-owned establishment.
 * Owner: Vincent Reid
 * Rinehardt's Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe
 * Maid Cafes:
 * Bonyu's Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Perky Maid Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Tea-houses:
 * Jasmine Wyrm
 * About: Chinese-American owned tea-house in Eastport City's Chinhae Square.
 * Owner: Ai Shujiao "Asha" Laghari (Ashaiden Lassard)
 * Wonderland in a Cup:
 * About: Alice in Wonderland themed tea-hosue.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Alice's Tea Cup (NYC)
 * Temperance Bars:



Patronage Bars:

 * Bicycle Delivery/Messenger Bars:
 * Biker Bars:
 * Jackalope bar, The
 * About: The Jackalope Bar is often used as a front for the Pantoja Crime syndicate.
 * Owner: Bernardo Pantoja
 * Lucky Jailbait Bar, The
 * About:
 * Owner: Joseph (Josef) Graz
 * Monkey and Guns Bar
 * About:
 * Owner: Daniel "Danny" Upton
 * Rattlesnake Bar
 * About: A white-nationalist biker bar and a front for Rattlesnake MC.
 * Owner: Quentin Keyes
 * College Bars:
 * Eastport Uni Bar
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Cop Bars:
 * Ethnic Bars:
 * Aces of Spades
 * About:
 * Ethnicity: African American
 * Owner: Lawson
 * Benghazi Bar
 * About: A Libyan Bar and front for Libyan Mafia
 * Ethnicity: Libyan
 * Owner: Ahmed Aboud
 * Krasnaya Krov' (Красная кровь)
 * About: A bar catering to Russian-American patrons and a front for the Russian Mafia.
 * Owner:
 * Fern Bars (Preppy/Yuppies):
 * Firefighter Bars:
 * Hipster Bars:
 * "Old Men" Bars:
 * LGBTQ Bars:
 * Sailor Bars:
 * Single Bars:



Bar and Food Establishments:

 * Bar and Grill:
 * Cargo Bar & Restaurant
 * Inspired by: Calico Bar & Restaurant
 * Hornito Bar and Restaurant
 * Taverns:
 * Badeaux Tavern
 * Corbeau Noir (Translation: Black Raven) Tavern
 * Horse and Maiden Tavern
 * Mister Chapeau's Tavern
 * About: A tavern focusing on French-national consumers.
 * Old Eastport Tavern
 * Salty Privateer, The
 * About: A tavern located in the Port Ana district.

Breakfast:

 * Breakfast Tsar
 * About: A Breakfast Restaurant that cooks what they want, not what you want to order.
 * Flapjack Panache
 * Renny's
 * Inspired by: Denny's

Buffet:

 * Big Bad Buffet
 * Inspired by: Big Bad Breakfast (by naming)
 * Fu King Buffet
 * About: Chinese-oriented Buffet
 * Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
 * About: Japanese-oriented Buffet
 * Get Stuffed!
 * About: Modern American buffet restaurant.
 * Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ
 * About: This buffet place is a front for the Chinese Mafia in Eastport City.
 * Location: Chinatown District, Eastport City, MD.
 * Translation: shǒuzhǐ finger ... tǎoyàn nuisance

Delivery-only Food Establishments:

 * Buff Boys Delivery
 * About:
 * Knockers
 * About:

African:

 * Bhutanese Overseas
 * Cunto La'aan Dere (Translation: No Food Here)
 * About: Ugandan Mafia front.

Chinese:

 * Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
 * About:
 * Owner: Ah Wang
 * Inspired by: Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace (A Christmas Story)
 * Da Wong's
 * Eggroll Capitalist
 * Golden Showers
 * Hung Far Low
 * McWang's Rong Phuc
 * About: Chinese/Vietnamese
 * Owner:
 * Pu Pu Hot Pot
 * Wok Kok's
 * Young Wang's Garden
 * Yu Kee's

Cuban:

 * Casa Havana

German:

 * Bavarian Specials
 * Das Fettes Mädchen (Translation: The Fat Maid)
 * Der Apfelstrudel (Translation: The Apple Strudel)
 * Der Speisewagen (Translation: The Dining Car)
 * Deutsche Haus (Translation: German House)
 * Die Futterkrippe (Translation: The Manger)
 * Kaffee und Kuchen (Translation: Coffee and Cake)
 * Gasiges Deutsch (Translation: Gassy German)
 * Tischlein deck Dich (Translation: Set the Table)
 * Zu Tisch! (Translation: To Table!)
 * Zum Anbeißen (Translation: Scrumptious)

Indian:

 * Butt Sweet Makaan
 * About:
 * Owner:

Italian:

 * ¡Ay, Bianca!
 * Owner: Bianca
 * Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
 * Owner: Cucina Crapitto
 * Italian Bros. Ristorante
 * Jack's Ristorante
 * About:
 * Owner: Jack
 * Inspired by: Jack's Bistro (Three's Company)
 * Pastagina's
 * Ristorante Vargina

Japanese:

 * Izakaya Kumamoto
 * About:
 * Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
 * Nipponese
 * Sinful Sushi

Korean:

 * Kum Den

Mexican:

 * Casa Pequeña
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Casa Bonita
 * Casa de la Abuela
 * About: A restaurant with one chef, the owner's Abuela.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Casa de Reyes
 * Chico's
 * Internet and Tacos
 * About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of Tacos
 * Owner:
 * Juan in a Barrel
 * About:
 * Owner: Juan
 * No Walls Haven
 * About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
 * Owner:
 * Taco Putas

Thai:

 * McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
 * Owner:

Vietnamese:

 * La Du Du Vietnamese

Burger Joints:

 * A&M Fast Food Logo (Retro).png&M
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: A&W's Fast-food Chains
 * Border Burgers
 * Burger Bich's
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Burger King Franchise
 * Cardiac Burgers
 * Double Chin Burgers
 * Fat F**k's Burgers
 * Greasy Sack
 * Handheld Strokes
 * Mouthstuffers
 * Seedy Buns
 * Satanic Burgers
 * About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers
 * Owner:

Drive-through:

 * Come-n-Eat

Hang-out Spots:

 * Node, The
 * About: A nerdy hangout spot.
 * Owner:

Hot-dog Joints:

 * BJ's Weiners
 * Owner:
 * Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
 * Fatty D's
 * Weenie Hole
 * Owner:

Sandwich Fast Food Chains:

 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Locations:
 * Eastport Mall
 * Inspired by: Chick'a'fila
 * Coochie Rolls
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Gyro Heaven
 * About: Mediterranean Sandwich cuisine
 * Owner:

Miscellaneous Fast Food Chains (Alphabetical):

 * Greasy Spork

Family Restaurants:

 * Aesop's Tables
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Arrigo's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Contigo's
 * Au Jus Channel
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
 * Boucharde's Restaurant
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
 * Dates & Anchovies
 * Fragrant Bonfire
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Campfire (California)
 * Herman's
 * About:
 * Owner: Herman
 * Parody of: Carmine's
 * Homely Hearth, The
 * Immigration Grill, The
 * About: A restaurant filled with immigration workers (Legal and Illegal).
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Border Grill
 * Kokanee's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Chinook's
 * Miss Sadie's Southern Food
 * About: Southern food fare
 * Owner: Miss Sadie
 * Mosby's Kitchen
 * About:
 * Owner: J.I. Mosby
 * Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
 * Sturgeon-Park
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
 * Succotash Grill
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Hominy Grill

Mobile/Meals-on-wheels Restaurants:

 * Jee's Pot on Wheels

Americana:

 * Poopsie's

Retro:

 * Dolly's Shake-n-More
 * About: '70s themed
 * Eighty's
 * About: '80s Retro Restaurant

Pizza:

 * Little Flavio's Pizza'Verse - Logo - Little Flavio's Pizza web t.png
 * Mallard's Pizza Company'Verse - Logo - Mallard's Pizza Company web t.png
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
 * Stoner's Pie Heaven

Seafood:

 * Cackling Crab
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
 * Crabby Dick's
 * Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob)
 * Frying Nemo

Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling:

 * Jack Goff's Pit
 * About:
 * Owner: Jack Goff

Doughnuts:

 * Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
 * Seraphic Doughnuts

Kosher:

 * Dreidel's
 * About:
 * Owner:

Healthy Food:

 * Fairy Kales
 * Phuc Bich's Tofu

Meats (Chicken):

 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Chick'a'fila

Meats (Pork):

 * Ham Hock Heaven

Noodles:

 * Comfort Noodlez
 * Happy Crack Noodles

Novelty:

 * Big 'Uns:
 * There's no Spork
 * About: A restaurant without any spork.
 * Owner:

Take-out Restaurants:

 * Fook Hing's Take-out
 * Soon Fatt's Take-out

Ranches

 * Blackwood Ranch

Bed & Breakfast (B&B):

 * 69 Bunghole Bungalows

Inns (Lodging and Bar):

 * Ophelia's Pub and Inn

Motel Chains:

 * Alibi Motels
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Kuntz Motels
 * About:
 * Owner: Precious Kuntz

Mental Institutions:

 * Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Retirement Homes:

 * Feeney's Knoll Retirement Home
 * Home for the Partially Awake
 * Knotty Pines Retirement Home

Cinemas:

 * Beyond the Sea Cinema
 * About: Cinema showing foreign films
 * Owner:
 * Neon City Cinema
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Overseas Cinema
 * About: Cinema showing foreign films
 * Owner:

Drive-in Theaters:

 * Zephyr's Starlight Drive-in Theater

Theater:

 * Nightfall Theater
 * North Star Theater

Entertainment Venues (Comedy):

 * Neddy's Comedy Club

Entertainment Venues (Adult):

 * Gentlemen's Club:
 * Nightclubs:
 * Pussykat Playground
 * Subsidiary of: Pussykat Services, Inc.
 * Owner: Kylee McKallister
 * Strip-clubs:



Gambling Establishments:

 * Bankroll Capitalism

Casinos:

 * Fortuna 9 Casino
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Location: Kennedy Hills, Eastport City, MD

Bowling:

 * Back Street Ballin'
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Eastport City Bowling Alley

Boxing:

 * Gally's Gym
 * About:
 * Owner: "Gally"

Pool and Billiard Halls:

 * Mallard's Billards and Pub
 * Warped Cue, The

Animals:

 * Bledlow's Pussies & Catnips
 * Pettway's Pets

Discount Apparel:

 * Cray Uganda
 * Gringo Crossing
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Dingo Junction (Simpsons)
 * Holey Seconds:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Sloppy Seconds (Saints Row Franchise) and Religious discount clothing store
 * Suburban Outfitters:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: American Outfitters
 * Snagged Rags
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of:
 * Thrifty Rags:
 * About:
 * Owner:

Footwear:

 * Discount Footwear
 * High-end Footwear
 * Sports Footwear
 * Triumph Shoes
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Nike and Aced Shoe (Simpsons)

High-end Apparel:

 * .Apparel
 * ALTRags
 * American Sweethearts
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: American Princess (Simpsons)
 * Don Apparel
 * Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
 * About:
 * Owner(s): A.S. Eabarcrombaigh and U.P. Grosbeck
 * Parody of: Abercrombie and Finch
 * Fashionology
 * Ghana Republik
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: the Banana Republic and Banana Dictatorship (Simpsons)
 * Mack's Fifth Avenue:
 * About:
 * Owner: Mack
 * Parody of: Saks FIfth Avenue and Cossacks Fifth Avenue (Simpsons)
 * Patriotic Apparel
 * About:
 * Saccharine Ghoul'Verse - Logo - Saccharine Ghoul web T.png
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Pink Fuel (Second-life)
 * Urban Protocol

Specialty Apparel:

 * Alternative Wear:
 * Apparel Accessories:
 * Beachwear:
 * Children's Apparel:
 * Cosplay:
 * Emo Apparel:
 * Gothic Apparel:
 * Men's Wear:
 * Miniskirts:
 * Nightwear and Lingeries:
 * Victorian Wear:
 * Brass & Laces
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Women's Wear
 * Womenswear
 * About:
 * Owner:

Sportswear and Accessories:

 * Crook Locker

Music:

 * Euphony Records

Video Games:

 * Computer Video Games:
 * Console Video Games:

Vampire-oriented Social Clubs:

 * Cupa de Sânge (Translation: Blood Cup)
 * About: Vampire-oriented social club and bar

Bars:

 * Aces of Spade
 * Owner: Lawson
 * Benghazi Bar
 * Owner: Ahmed Aboud
 * Dirty Sammy Bar, The
 * Owner: Samantha "Sammy" Ivers
 * Liquid Vice
 * Owner: Mikhail Bogdanov

Biker Bars:

 * Jackalope Bar
 * Owner: Bernardo Pantoja
 * Info: The Jackalope Bar often is used as a cover for the owner's older brother's criminal activities.
 * Lucky Jailbait Bar
 * Owner: Joseph (Josef) Graz
 * Monkey and Guns Bar
 * Owner: Daniel "Danny" Upton
 * Rattlesnake Bar
 * Owner: Quentin Keyes

Karaoke Bars:

 * Golden Stool, The
 * Owner: Min Chan

Cafes:

 * Duk Muff Cafe
 * Owner: Sook-ja "Ducky" Duk
 * Fermi's Paradise Cafe
 * Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory"R. Yoxall
 * Korova Cafe (Russian mafia front)
 * Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
 * Lick-her Shop (Australian)
 * Owner: Vincent Reid

Coffeehouses:

 * F***offee
 * Owner:
 * Java Bean
 * Owner:
 * Mental Coffee
 * Owner:
 * Tarsier Express
 * Mascot: Wide Eyed Tarsier "Jitter"
 * Owner:

Maid Cafes:

 * Bonyu (Japanese-styled Maid Cafe)
 * Owner:
 * Perky Maid Cafe

Tea Cafes:

 * Jasmine Wyrm
 * Owner: Moko "Jasmine"

Inns (Lodging and Drinking Establishment (Bar/Pub/Etc.))

 * Ophelia's Pub and Inn

Nightclubs

 * Bacchus Nightclub
 * Cupa de Sânge (Blood Cup, a Vampire-oriented club and bar)
 * Le Chat Noir (The Black Cat)
 * Pink Clam Nightclub, The (Lesbian Club)
 * Rainbow Parrot Club, The (Gay Club)
 * Owner:
 * Club XXY
 * Owner:
 * Niche: Transgender Club

Pubs

 * Back Alley Pub
 * Crowing Cock Pub
 * Dripping Bush Pub, The
 * Frisky Donkey Pub, The
 * Owner: Archie H. Lithgow
 * Intercourse Pub, The
 * A pub in Intercourse, Pa.
 * Owner:
 * Loose Camel, The
 * Owner:

Taverns (Lodging and Drinking Establishment)

 * Black Raven Tavern, The
 * Owner:
 * Horse and Maiden Tavern, The
 * Salty Privateer, The
 * Owner:

Bed & Breakfast (BB):

 * 69 Bunghole Bungalows

Motels:

 * Alibi Motels
 * Owner:
 * Kuntz Motels
 * Owner: Precious Kuntz

Retirement Homes:

 * Feeney's Knoll Retirement Home
 * Home for the Partially Awake
 * Owner:
 * Knotty Pines Retirement Home
 * Owner:

Cinemas and Movie Theaters:

 * Theaters:
 * Nightfall Theater
 * North Star Theater
 * Cinemas:
 * Neon City Cinema
 * Drive-in Theaters:
 * Zephyr's Starlight Drive-in Theater

Entertainment Venues (Comedy):

 * Neddy's Comedy Club

Entertainment Venues (Adult):

 * Club am-BI-valent
 * Club Type: Adult Entertainment Venue with mixed-gender exotic dancers
 * Club Inferno
 * Club Type: Gothic/Punk
 * Conceptually Legal Furries
 * Lusty Cougar Club
 * Oedipussy Club
 * Club Type: Oriented mature dancers
 * Pussykat Playground Club
 * Club Type: HIgh-end Gentleman's Club
 * Spyhole Club
 * Club Type: Exhibitionism
 * Owner:
 * Thicc Oasis Club
 * Club Type: Plus-sized Exotic Dancers
 * Tight Katz Club
 * Club Type: Gentleman's Club

Casinos and Gambling:

 * Bankroll Capitalism:
 * Underground Gambling:
 * Fortuna 9 Casino (9-star)
 * Location: Kennedy Hills, Eastport City, MD

Sports Venues (Bowling Alleys):

 * Back Street Ballin'
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Alley McBalls (Simpsons) and Back Street Boys

Sports Venues (Boxing):

 * Gally's Gym (Boxing)
 * Owner: William "Gally" Galloway

Sports Venues (Pool Halls):

 * Mallard's Billards and Pub
 * Owner: Daniel "Danny" Mallard
 * Warped Cue, The

Sports Venues (Sporting Teams):

 * Automotive Racing Teams:
 * Baseball Teams:
 * Basketball Teams:
 * Horse Racing Teams:
 * Soccer Teams:
 * Water Polo Teams:

Breakfast (Includes Donuts, Pancakes):

 * Flapjack Panache
 * Hot-N-Crusty Dougnuts
 * Specialty: Sugary goo-crusted sticky buns
 * Renny's
 * Speciality: Breakfast-only menus
 * Inspired by: Denny's
 * Seraphic Donuts:
 * Specialty: Donuts

Buffet:

 * Fu King Buffet
 * Get Stuffed!
 * Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ

Ethnic Restaurants:

 * Chinese
 * Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
 * Inspired by: Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace of A Christmas Story
 * Da Wong's
 * Eggroll Captialist
 * Fook Hing's Take-out
 * Golden Showers
 * Hung Far Low
 * McWang's Rong Phuc (Chinese/Vietnamese)
 * Pu Pu Hot Pot
 * Wok Kok's
 * Young Wang's Garden
 * Yu Kee's
 * German
 * Indian
 * Butt Sweet Makaan
 * Italian
 * ¡Ay, Bianca!
 * Owner: Bianca
 * Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
 * Italian Bros. Ristorante
 * Jack's Ristorante (Inspired by Jack's Bistro in Three's Company)
 * Pastagina's
 * Ristorante Vargina
 * Japanese
 * Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
 * Izakaya Kumamoto
 * Owner: Hiroji Akimoto (Founder, Owner, and Chef)
 * Sinful Sushi
 * Korean
 * Kum Den
 * Mexican
 * Internet and Tacos
 * Juan in a Barrel
 * No Walls Haven
 * Open-air fast food
 * Taco Putas
 * Thai
 * McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
 * Vietnamese
 * La Du Du Vietnamese

Fast Food Chains

 * Americana Fast Food
 * Burger Fast Food Chains:
 * A&M
 * Owner: Andrew and Missy
 * Burger Bich's
 * Double Chin Burgers
 * Fat F**k's Burgers
 * Greasy Sack Fast Food
 * Mouthstuffers
 * Seedy Buns
 * Satanic Burgers
 * Menu selections only spicy. Nothing wimpy is allowed on the Menu.
 * Drive-in Only:
 * Come-n-Eat
 * Hang-out Spots:
 * The Node (Nerd Hangout)
 * Hot Dog Chains:
 * BJ's Weiners
 * Weenie Hole
 * Owner:
 * Sandwich Chains:
 * Coochy Rolls
 * Gyro Heaven (Mediterranean)
 * Alphabetical:
 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * Greasy Spork
 * Stuff 'n' Hog
 * Stuff 'n' Hog

Mobile Restaurants:

 * Jee's Pot on Wheels

Period Restaurants (Americana, Retro, etc.):

 * Americana:
 * Dolly's Shake'n'More
 * Retro-Americana (the 1970s) selling Ice Cream, Shakes, Burgers and Fries
 * Poopsies
 * Retro:
 * Eighty's (1980s)

Pizza:

 * Little Flavio's Pizza
 * Stoner's Pizza

Seafood Restaurants:

 * Crabby Dick's
 * Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
 * Inspired by: Spongebob's Krusty Krab
 * Frying Nemo

Specialty Restaurants (Establishments that serves one type of specialty/food):

 * Big 'Uns:
 * Specialty: Endowed waitresses and plus-sized menu.
 * Comfort Noodlez
 * Specialty: Noodle-centric Menu
 * Dreidels
 * Specialty: Kosher-only Menu
 * Fairy Kales
 * Specialty: Healty Food Menu
 * Owner:
 * Fatty D's
 * Specialty: Their menu primarily consists of Hot Dogs, Sausages and related items
 * Motto/Slogans: Greatest Weiners on the East Coast!
 * Happy Crack Noodle Shop
 * Specialty: Noodle-centric Menu
 * Jack Goff's Pit
 * Specialty: Food establishment using open-pit grilles to cook. Their menu consists of burgers, Jack Goff's famous chilis, hot dogs, and ribs.
 * Motto/Slogans/Taglines: "Chili Amore!", "Gassy Amore!" (1975 - 1993), and "Chili, Cheese, It's so Gassy!" (1969 - 1974)
 * Mary's Salacious Brownies
 * Specialty: Brownies and Cannabis-infused Brownies
 * Phuc Bich Tofu
 * Specialty: Tofu-centric menu items
 * There's No Spork
 * Specialty: There's no spork... at all in this restaurant.

Take-out Restaurants:

 * Soon Fatt's Take-out

Ranches:

 * Blackwood Ranches
 * Location: Texas

Arts and Crafts:

 * Cunning Artistry: Arts and Craft
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Crafty Art's Art and Crafts (Simpsons)

Automotive Retails:

 * Automobile:
 * Auto Loft:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Boris' Car Loft (Simpsons)
 * Mopeds:
 * Chrome Red Mopeds
 * Products: Red Mopeds
 * Owners:
 * Inspired by: play on word with Armstead's Moped (Simpsons)

Beauty Retails:

 * Bare Necessities

Books & Magazine Retail:

 * Book Nook:
 * Owner:
 * Carnes & Knoble
 * Owner: Carnes and Knoble
 * Groovy Aire Comics & Toys
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Coolsville Comic & Toys (Simpsons)
 * Novel Loft
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Book Cellar (Simpsons)

Clothing Stores:

 * Discount Clothing Retails:
 * Cray Uganda
 * Slogans: "Cray low prices, no Uganda kiddin'!"
 * Crook Locker:
 * Products: Cheap Sportswear and Footwear
 * Inspired by: Foot Locker
 * Gringo Crossing
 * Slogans: "Cheap Mexican clothes fo' 'Merica"
 * Owner: "Hounddog"
 * Inspired by: Dingo Junction (Simpsons)
 * Holey Seconds
 * Motto/Slogans/Taglines: "The more holey it is, the cheaper it is!"
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Sloppy Seconds of Saints Row Franchise and Religious discount clothing stores
 * Suburban Outfitters
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: American Outfitters
 * Thrifty Rags
 * Owner:
 * Footwear Stores and Shops:
 * Triumph Shoes:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Nike and Aced Shoe (Simpsons)
 * High-end Apparel Shops:
 * .Apparel (High-end Clothing Boutique)
 * ALTRags
 * High end Alternative Apparel Store
 * American Sweethearts
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: American Princess (Simpsons)
 * Don Apparel
 * Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
 * Tagline: "One size, or get out!", "Not for the Plump-hearted!"
 * Owner: Eabarcrombaigh and Grosbeck
 * Inspired by: Abercrombie and Finch
 * Fashionology
 * Ghana Republik
 * Products: Clothing and Accessories
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Banana Republic and Banana Dictatorship (Simpsons)
 * Mack's Fifth Avenue:
 * Owner: Mack
 * Inspired by: Saks Fifth Avenue and Cossacks Fifth Avenue (Simpsons)
 * Patriotic Apparel
 * Saccharine Ghoul
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Pink Fuel (Second-life)
 * Snagged Rags
 * High-end clothes of questionable origins, mostly imitations.
 * Lingerie:
 * ErosWEAR
 * Owner:
 * Shameless U
 * Owner:
 * Skimpy Shop
 * Owner:
 * Specialty Apparel Shops:
 * Alternative Apparel:
 * Societique Plastique
 * Owner:
 * Apparel Accessories:
 * 'Cuff Said
 * Specialty: Suit Cuffs (and handcuffs in the back room)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: 'Muff Said (Simpsons)
 * Beanie Atoll
 * Specialty: Beanies
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Bikini Atol (Simpsons)
 * Beanie Shop:
 * Specialty: Beanies
 * Owner:
 * D's Rag Shop
 * Specialty Products: Bandanas, do-rags, hats, wave caps and face coverings.
 * Owner:
 * Imam of Hijabs
 * Specialty: Hijabs
 * Owner:
 * Beachwear:
 * Bichwear
 * Owner: Bich
 * Inspired by: Beachwear
 * Emo:
 * emotivWear
 * Owner:
 * SucidicalWEAR
 * Owner:
 * Syringe Zombies
 * Owner:
 * Gothic:
 * Gothicious:
 * Owner:
 * Miniskirt:
 * Miniskirt Stall:
 * Owner:
 * Victorian:
 * Brass and Laces
 * Owner:
 * Womens:
 * Womenswear
 * Owner:

Computer Retails:

 * Elektronika
 * Live Circuits
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Circuit City

Convenience Stores (Without Fuel pumping services):

 * 24/7:
 * Some 24/7 locations does have fuel pumping.
 * All Nighter Convenience:
 * Git Sum's Convenience:
 * About: Chinese-owned Convenience Store
 * Owner:
 * Kumho's:
 * Known for their: Kumy's Flavored Shaved Ice Drinks.

Department Stores:

 * Covetington
 * Emporium

Discount Stores:

 * Pennypinchers Discount

Drugs/Pharmacies:

 * Pharmacies:
 * Cannabis Dispensaries:
 * Vanja's Ganja Shack

Food Retail:

 * Bakery:
 * Biscuit Bazaar
 * Bread, Butter & Beyond
 * Owner:
 * Cookie Depot
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Cookie Mart (Simpsons)
 * Michigan Cinnamon Rolls
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Red Hot Chili Pepper's song, "Especially in Michigan"
 * Confectionery:
 * Chewy Balls
 * Chocolate Log Haus
 * Diabetic Gourmet's
 * Ganja Edibles
 * Glazed Tots
 * Lollipop Warehouse
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Candy Corn Warehouse (Simpsons)
 * Millie's Sweets
 * Sugar Weiners
 * Sugary Ahegao
 * Watermelon Sugar


 * Delicatessens (Deli Meats):
 * Ghetto Spread and Meats
 * Papa Götz Meat Deli
 * Motto/Slogans/Tagline: "My meats can't be beaten! (60's)" "Papa Götz biggest meat around! (40's)"
 * Owner: Albrecht Götz (Founder)
 * Speciality Foods:
 * Fruitcake Factory
 * Jerky Alley
 * Specialty: Meat Jerky
 * Owner:

Fuel/Convenience Stores:

 * Gassy Jack's
 * Owner: Jack H
 * Kasey's Quik Stop
 * Inspired by: Casey's in Missouri
 * Owner: Kasey
 * Mart & Go
 * Owner: Marty McSky

Grocery Stores:

 * Grösser Grocer (German Grocery Store

Hardware Stores:

 * Allen's Hardware
 * Inspired by Tim Allen and his Home Improvement show.
 * Knobs and Knockers
 * Motto/Taglines/: "We have all the knockers!" and "Not Enough Knobs!"
 * Owner:

Home-Consumer Retail:

 * Electronics:
 * Idiot Boxes
 * Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
 * Couch Potato Haven
 * Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
 * Kitchen:
 * Sellfridge's
 * Products: Freezers, Refrigerators, and Cold-storage Units
 * Owner:

Home Improvement Retail:

 * Hooks, Hooks and Additional Hooks!
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Books, Books and Additional Books! (Simpsons)

Jewelry Stores:

 * Charm Cottage
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Amulet Hamlet (Simpsons)
 * Fay's Jewelries
 * Motto/Slogans/Taglines: "Fay's...Shiny and Gay Jewelries! (the early 1920s to the late 1930s)"
 * Inspired by: Kay's Jewelery
 * Socialite's Jewelries:

Liquor Retail Stores:

 * Dick's Liquor
 * Liquid Assets

Music Retail:

 * Music-related Retail:
 * Euphony
 * Musical Instruments:

Outdoor Retail:

 * Camping and Outdoor Equipment Retail:
 * Survivalist's Haven
 * Fishing Equipment Retail:
 * Catfish Pond Hook and Bait Shop:
 * Hooky Nook
 * Owner:

Photography Equipment Retail:

 * Shutter Attic
 * Owner:

Toy Retail:

 * Cubiko Store
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by Lego and Blocko Store (Simpsons)

Specialty Retail:

 * Adult Boutiques:
 * Flogging Dolly's
 * Type: BDSM
 * Floggin' Koks
 * Type: Gay BDSM
 * Frisky Business Boutique
 * Type: Lingerie and Tame Adult Toys
 * Hung Duk's Wanko
 * Type: Adult Toys
 * Lovejoy Boutique
 * Type: Adult Toys, Lingerie and Adult Wear.
 * Owner: I. LoveJoy
 * S*Xway
 * Adult Toys and Lingeries
 * Safe*word
 * Type: BDSM
 * Shameless
 * Type: Adult Apparel and Toys
 * Antiques:
 * Artifacts:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Antiques (Simpsons)
 * Out of Time Antiques:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Outtatime (Back to the Future)
 * Poppycock's
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Cockamamie's (Simpsons)
 * Balloons
 * Floaters
 * Binoculars and Telescopes
 * Spotted Dick's
 * Codes, Crypto, etc.
 * Cypher Attic
 * Inspired by: Crypto Barn (Simpsons)
 * Cosplay Clothing Retail
 * Planet Cosplay (A take on Let's Pretend and Planet Saints in Saints Row IV)
 * Dolls:
 * Teeny Dolls
 * Owner:
 * Gifts:
 * Caulmark Cards:
 * Owner: Franny Caul
 * Inspired by: Hallmark Cards
 * Imprint Cards and Gifts:
 * Owner:
 * Que Passe (What's Happening)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by:
 * Home Decoration:
 * Adobe Flagons
 * Specialty: Flowerpots, jars and Vases
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Clay Jar (Simpsons)
 * Knives:
 * Razored Edges Knives
 * Specialty: Combat Knives, Construction Knives, Kitchen Knifes, Survival Knives, and Tool Knives.
 * Owners:
 * Inspired by: Alternative Knivesyles
 * Party Supplies:
 * Killjoy's Party Supplies
 * Inspired by: Downer's Party Supplies (Simpsons)
 * Pets Retail Shop:
 * Bledlow's Pussies and Catnips
 * Pettway's Pets
 * Public Wigs:
 * Perkins' Merkins
 * Owner: P. Perkins
 * Inspired by: David's Merkins (Simpsons)
 * Tableware:
 * China Complex, The
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: China Syndrome, The
 * Trees and Foliage:
 * All Trees Cheap!
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: All Trees 75$ (Simspons)
 * Video Rental Shops
 * Backroom Videos
 * Type: Adult (Underground Amateur Videotapes and CDs)
 * Owner:
 * BoxOffice Videos
 * Type: Movie/TV Retail and Rental
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Blockbuster Videos
 * Hardener Videos:
 * Type: Adult
 * Owner:
 * Red Light Videos:
 * Type: Adult
 * Owner:
 * We Got Snuff Videos
 * Slogan: "Got Snuff?"
 * Type: Adult
 * Owner:
 * Yarns:
 * Yarns 4 Queens
 * Owner:

Super-stores/Hyper-markets:

 * Argent's
 * KoreaMART
 * YouMART

Television Broadcasting:

 * Adult Television Broadcasting:
 * Eros Network:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Erotic Network
 * Amateur Television Broadcasting:
 * News Broadcasting:
 * American News Network (ANN)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: CNN
 * Eastport City News Network (ECNN)
 * Paid Television Broadcasters:
 * Television Broadcasters:
 * American Broadcast System (ABS)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: CBS
 * Television Stations (Channels):
 * ECTV
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: WWTV, etc.

Air Conditioning Services:

 * Stiff Nipples

Animal Care Services:

 * Farm Animal Care Services:
 * Canine Care Services:
 * Doggy Stylez
 * Dog in a Bathtub
 * Equine Care Services:
 * Feline Care Services:
 * Pussy Stylez
 * Small Pet Care Services
 * Pussies and Bitches

Automotive Care Services:

 * Car Wash:
 * Automotive Mechanic Services:

Banking Services:

 * Eastport City Bank (ECB)
 * First Bank of Eastport City (FBEC)
 * Maryland Muncipital Bank (MMB)

Bondsman:

 * Bankroll Bonds:

Chimney Cleaning and Repair Services:

 * Snooty Dick's Chimney Services:
 * Owner: Richard "Dick"

Cleaning Services:

 * Dirty Habits Cleaning Services:

Computer Services:

 * Computer Assistant Services:
 * Computer Repair Establishments:

Concrete Pouring Services:

 * Dick's Pumping

Drilling Services:

 * Mông Drilling Services

Escort Services

 * Alternative Wifestyles
 * Services: Mail order brides and Wife Swapping Services
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
 * Cajole Hearts:
 * Services: Escort
 * Owner:
 * Only Thots Services:
 * Services: Escort
 * Owner:
 * Phuc Mi Bich Services (commonly known as PMB Services)
 * Services: Escort, Massage and Spa services
 * Owner:
 * Teeny Seoul
 * Services: Escort services specializing in escorts from Seoul, Korea
 * Owner:

Esoteric Services:

 * Empath & Beyond Psychic Services:
 * Services: Psychic and Fortunetelling
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Play on word inspired by Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop (Simpsons)
 * VuDoo Chylde
 * Motto/Slogan/Taglines: "Hate your neighbor's children? Call us!"
 * VooDoo Mama's

Financial Services:

 * Banking:
 * Stocks:
 * Taxes:
 * Addicock's Taxes
 * Owner: Owen J. Addicock:

Flooring Installation Services:

 * Dick's Hardwood Flooring Services
 * EZ-Lay Carpeting Services
 * Owner: Nicholas "Nicky" Q. Lickfelt

Health & Beauty Services:

 * Chiropractor Services:
 * Yu Kee's
 * Massage Services:
 * Phuc Mi Bich's Massage Parlor
 * Mental Institutions:
 * Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)
 * Physical Training:
 * Boxing:
 * Gally's Gym
 * Pound Town Boxing
 * Gym
 * Pumped Hard Bodies Gym
 * Martial Arts:
 * Brazilian
 * Jiu-Jitsu
 * Martial Arts Specialty: Jiu-Jitsu
 * Chinese
 * Bingwen Wing Chun (Spoken as Bǐng wén yǒng chūn (炳文咏春))
 * Martial Arts Specialty: Wing Chun
 * Israeli Martial Arts
 * Yaglom House of Krav Maga
 * Martial Arts Specialty: Krav Maga
 * Japanese Martial Arts
 * Dojo Akifumi
 * Martial Arts Specialty:
 * Korean Martial Arts
 * Kun-woo Taekwondo
 * Martial Arts Specialty: Taekwondo
 * Thai
 * Muay Thai
 * Martial Arts Specialty: Muay Thai
 * Plastic Surgery:
 * Altered Anatomies
 * Plastic Surgery
 * Organs As Designed
 * Sex-reassignment Plastic Surgery
 * Plastic Society
 * Plastic Surgery
 * Therapy Services:
 * Gaylord Therapist Services
 * Urologist Services:
 * Office of I.P. de Haard, The

Law Enforcement:

 * Corporate Law Enforcement Services:
 * Private Law Enforcement Services:
 * Public Law Enforcement Services:
 * Autumn Valley Police Department (AVPD):
 * Location: Autumn Valley (Cumberland), Maryland, USA
 * Eastport City Police Department (ECPD):
 * Location(s):
 * Carbon Hills Borough, Eastport City, Maryland, USA
 * Eastport Borough, Eastport City, Maryland, USA
 * Emerald Heights Borough, Eastport City, Maryland, USA
 * Edgewood Borough, Eastport City, Maryland, USA
 * Eastport County Sheriff's Department (ECSD):
 * Location: Eastport County, Maryland, USA
 * North Star Police Department (NSPD):
 * Merged with ECPD when the city became borough of Eastport City.
 * Steele Bay Police Department (SBPD):
 * Location: Steele Bay, South California, USA

Legal Services:

 * Corporate Legal Services
 * Technically Legal Loopholes
 * Owner:
 * Divorce Services
 * Dewy, Cheatham & Howe
 * Ditcher, Quick & Hyde
 * Reade, Aasp & Crye
 * Marriage Services
 * Marriage and Divorce

Personal Care Services:

 * Barber Services:
 * Cornrows Barber Shop
 * WASPs Barber Shop
 * Facial Care Services:
 * So-Young Facials (Korean)
 * Foot Care Services:
 * ToeBang's
 * Hair Care Services:
 * Nail Salons:
 * Hand Job
 * Fairy Nails
 * Pimp Nails
 * Spa Salons:
 * Servix Spa Salons (SSS)

Photocopying and Faxes:

 * Copy Burg, The
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: The Copy Jalopy (Simpsons)

Plumbing Services:

 * Abraham & Sons Plumbing
 * Dick's Plumbing

Private Investigator Services:

 * Private Molester
 * Type: A private investigator that offers various types of revenge against your exes.

Recycling Services:

 * Automobile Recycling:
 * Junk Yards:
 * Dick's Private Parts
 * Scrap Yards
 * Waste Recycling:
 * Wreck Yards:

Rescue:

 * Imaginary Friend Rescue Center

Tattooing Services:

 * Branded Inkz
 * In-sik Inks (Korean Tattoo Parlor)

Wood Stripping Services:

 * Jack the Stripper
 * Moebius Stripping

Religious Services:

 * Nondenominal Religious Services:
 * Glory Hole Congregation and School
 * Speedy Absolution
 * Establishment Type: Drive-through confessions, inspired by Forgive and Forget of Saints Row.
 * Pray-n-Go
 * 24-7 drive through catholic services with complimentary bread and wine.

Social Clubs

 * Gothic Social Club:
 * Arsenic Chalice

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 * 69 Bunghole
 * Type: Bed and breakfast bungalows

A

 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * Type: Fast food restaurant
 * Abraham & Sons Plumbing
 * Type:
 * Arsenic Chalice

B

 * Bee & Boo's
 * Bonyu
 * Burger Bich's
 * Butt Sweet Makaan
 * Butty Boys

C

 * Chewy Balls
 * Type: Confeternary Shop
 * Chocolate Log Haus
 * Type: Confeternary Shop
 * Come-N-Eat
 * Type: Drive-in fast food chains
 * Comfort Noodlez
 * Coochy Rolls
 * Crabby Dick's
 * Type: Seafood Restaurant
 * Crowing Cock Pub
 * Type: Pub
 * Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
 * Cupa de Sânge

D

 * Da Wong's
 * Dewey, Cheatham & Howe
 * Dick's Hardwood Flooring
 * Type: Service
 * Dick's Liquors
 * Dick's Private Parts
 * Dick's Plumbing
 * Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
 * Ditcher, Quick & Hyde
 * Doggy Styles
 * Dolly's Shake'N'More
 * Double Chin Burgers
 * Dreidels
 * Duk Muff Cafe

E

 * Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)
 * EZ-Lay Carpets
 * Type: Service

F

 * Fatty D's
 * Flapjack Panache
 * Floaters
 * Fook Hing's Take-out
 * Frisky Business Boutique
 * Frying Nemo
 * Fu King Buffett
 * F***coffee
 * Fuk Mi Sushi and Seafood Buffett

G

 * Gally's Gym
 * Owner: Will "Gally" Galloway
 * Gassy Jack's
 * Gaylord Therapist Services
 * Get Stuffed!
 * Glory Hole Congregation
 * Golden Showers Restaurant
 * Golden Stool, The

H

 * Hand Job
 * Happy Crack Noodle Shop
 * Hot-N-Crusty
 * Hung Duk's Wanko
 * Hung Far Low

I

 * Internet and Tacos
 * Izakaya Kumamoto
 * Type: Outdoor Seafood Restaurant

J

 * Jack the Stripper
 * Jee's Pot
 * Juan in a Barrel

K

 * Knobs and Knockers
 * Knocker's
 * KoreaMART
 * Kumho's
 * Kum Den
 * Kuntz Motels

L

 * La Du Du Vietnamese
 * Le Chat Noir
 * Lick-her Shop
 * Liquid Assets
 * Liquid Vice

M

 * Mallard's Billards and Pub
 * Mart & Go
 * Mary's Salacious Brownies
 * McWang's Rong Phuc
 * McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
 * Mental Coffee
 * Millie's Sweets
 * Moebius Stripping (Wood Stripping)
 * Mông Drilling Services
 * Mouthstuffers

O

 * Ophelia's

P

 * Papa Götz Meat Deli
 * Pastagina's
 * Pettway's Pets
 * Phuc Bich Tofu
 * Phuk Mi Bich
 * Poopsie's
 * Pu Pu Hot Pot
 * Pussies and Bitches
 * Pussykat Playground Club
 * Type:

R

 * Reade, Assp, and Crye Law Office
 * Type: Divorce Lawyers
 * Ristorante Vargina

S

 * Sam and Mandy's
 * Seedy Buns
 * Sellfridge's
 * Seraphic Donuts
 * Servix
 * Shameless
 * Sinful Sushi
 * Soon Fatt Take-out
 * Spotted Dick's
 * Stiff Nipples
 * Sugar Weiners

T

 * There is no Spork (A swing at "There is no spoon" of Matrix. A restaurant without any spork in it)
 * Type: Restaurant
 * Thicc Oasis
 * Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ
 * ToeBang's

W

 * Warped Cue, The
 * Type: Pool Hall and Bar
 * Wok Kok's

Y

 * YouMART
 * Young Wang Garden
 * Yu Kee's

Z

 * Zephyr Drive-in Theater



Inspirations and Templates:
Springfield (The Simpsons) Stores and Locations
 * 'Muff Said
 * 33 Cents Shop
 * Abandoned Store
 * Abercrombie & Fish
 * Abercrombie & the Other Guy
 * Aced Shoe
 * All Trees $75
 * Alley McBalls
 * Alternative Knifestyles
 * America's Apparel
 * American Princess
 * Amulet Hamlet
 * Antiques
 * Armstead's Mopeds
 * Au Naturel
 * Banana Dicatatorship
 * Banana Monarchy
 * Barns for Nobles
 * Beachwear
 * Bikini Atol
 * Bikini Shop
 * Blocko Store
 * Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop
 * Blowhole Republic
 * Boob Tubery, The
 * Book Cellar
 * Bookaccino's
 * Books! Books! and Additional Books!
 * Boris' Car Loft
 * Broken-Home Chimney Repair
 * Burns & Noble
 * Burp, Barf & Beyond
 * Cameras
 * Candy Shop, The (The Serfsons)
 * Carmel Corn Warehouse
 * Catfish Lake Bait Store
 * China Syndrome, The
 * Cinderblock Village
 * Cinnabun
 * Circus of Values
 * Clay Jars
 * Cockamamie's
 * Coffee Shop (Bowlarama)
 * Coffee Shop (The Mall)
 * Coffee Shop (New Kids on the Blecch)
 * Coffee Shop (Springfield Heights)
 * Coffee Shop (Towne Center)
 * Cookie Colossus
 * Cookie Mart
 * Coolsville Comics & Toys
 * The Copy Jalopy
 * Cossacks Fifth Avenue
 * Costington's
 * Costumes
 * Crafty Art's Arts and Crafts
 * Cropduster Video
 * Crypto Barn
 * Crème de la Creams
 * Da Buzz Club
 * David's Merkins
 * Dingo Junction
 * Downer's Party Supplies
 * Drippin' Dots
 * Drunk Paralegal Karaoke Supplier, The
 * Eatie Gourmet's
 * Edna's Edibles
 * Expensive Bros. Jewelry
 * Eye Caramba
 * Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dogs Store
 * Fool Locker
 * Frank Needy & Sons Pawn Shop
 * Fresh Squeezed Lemonade
 * Fête Accompli
 * GAO Schwarz
 * General Store
 * Georgio Ourmoney
 * Gifts
 * Gifts (Airport)
 * Giuseppe's
 * Gold Navy
 * Goose's Gags and Gifts
 * Guinea Pig Rescue Center
 * Guitar Central
 * Gum for Less
 * H.R. Muffin Stuff
 * Halloween Headquarters
 * Hardware (Bumtown)
 * Hardware (Downtown)
 * Heinrich's Monocle Shop
 * Hemp City
 * Herman's Military Antiques
 * Home of the Braid
 * Honest John's Computers
 * Honey Me Mine
 * Hot Dogs
 * Howard's Flowers
 * The Hungry Hun
 * Hyborian Apparel
 * I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!
 * I Don't
 * it Blows
 * Itchy & Scratchy Store, The
 * It's a Wonderful Knife (Store)
 * J.R.R. Toykin's
 * Jerky Hut
 * Just Half-capes
 * Just Rainsticks
 * Karma-Ceuticals
 * Kidstown USA
 * King Lute's
 * Kwik-E-Mart
 * L.A. Body Works
 * Lard Lad Donuts
 * Larry's Cane Store
 * Left-Mart
 * Leftorium, The
 * Linens-N-Such
 * Loose Chandeliers
 * Lotto'N'Liquor
 * Make-A-Thing Workshop
 * Mapple Store
 * Market
 * Markups & Spender
 * Marvyn's
 * Mary (Shop)
 * Maura Ashlee
 * Mom & Pop Hardware
 * Much Ado About Muffins!
 * Muffin Store
 * Music World
 * Neat and Tidy Piano Movers
 * Neiman Mark-up
 * Nick's Bowling Shop
 * Nothing Under a Thousand
 * Nouveau Bitch
 * Oedipus Rx
 * Official Bigfoot Souvenirs
 * Official Halloween Headquarters
 * Old Springfield Mall
 * One Size Fits All Lingerie
 * Origami Designs
 * Page's Pharmacy
 * Painful Memories Party Supplies
 * Painless Dentistry
 * Pawn Shop
 * Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor
 * Phineas Q. Butterfat's Ice Cream Parlor
 * Plumbing Supplies
 * Plunderer Pete's
 * Pool Sharks
 * Popcorn
 * Popcorn Shack, The
 * Prank of America
 * Puttering Barn
 * Red Blazer Reality
 * Ren's Meat
 * Repo Depot
 * Restoration Bard Wear
 * Ron's Meat
 * Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman
 * Rural Outfitters
 * Saks Fifth Grade
 * Sandals
 * Sconewall Bakery
 * Sequel Stop
 * Señor Ding-Dong's Doorbell Fiesta
 * Shavings
 * Shell Shack
 * Shlomo's Judaica
 * Shoes for Tots
 * Shot in the Face Photo Studio
 * Shøp
 * Simply Shoes
 * Singing Sirloin, The
 * Sir Duncan's Doughed Naughts
 * Snooze at 11
 * Sox
 * Spiffany's
 * Spring Field Cleaners
 * Springfield Antiques
 * Springfield Costume Shop
 * Springfield Dog Pound
 * Springfield Grocers
 * Springfield Hobby Shop
 * Springfield Hunting Supplies
 * Springfield Mall
 * Springfield Pet Shop
 * Springfield's Best and Seattle's Worst Coffee
 * Starbucks
 * Stoner's Pot Palace
 * Stuff-N-Hug
 * Styx and Stones Records
 * Swapper Jack's
 * Sweet Home Alabama
 * T.V. Shop
 * Taschen
 * Tattlers
 * Tattoos
 * Teenage Pasteland

Back into the Future Hill Valley Court Square Stores
 * Abrams Brokerage Company
 * Armstrong Reality
 * Ask Mr. Foster Travel Services
 * Assembly of Christ
 * Bad Rap Bail Bonds
 * Bangkok
 * Blast from the Past
 * Blue Bird Motel
 * Bot Shoppe, The
 * Bottoms Up!
 * Broadway Florist
 * Cafe 80's
 * Citizen Reading Room
 * Cupid's Adult Book Store
 * Dee Dee's Deelight Bar
 * Eastern Auto Sales (Western Auto Store)
 * Elite Barber Shop
 * Elmo's Rib Cafe
 * Essex Theater
 * French Fantasies
 * Fusion Bar
 * Gaynor's Hideaway Bar
 * Goodwill Industries
 * Hal's Bike Shop
 * Hell Hole
 * Hill Valley Bank
 * Hill Valley Gifts
 * Hill Valley Museum of Art
 * Hill Valley Stationers
 * Hill Valley Theater of Live Sex Acts
 * Hog Heaven
 * Holomax Theater
 * Holt's Diner
 * Hyatas
 * Ice Cream Clone
 * Jacobson & Fields
 * Lamont's House of Ermine
 * Left Side of the Combformist (Right Side of the Combformist)
 * Lou's Aerobic Fitness Center
 * Lou's Cafe
 * Lou's Watchmaker
 * Majestic Arms Inn
 * Ministry of Tourism
 * Mr. Perfect All Natural Steroids
 * Pawn Shop
 * Pizza Hut
 * Roy's Records
 * Ruth's Frock Shop
 * Sherwin Williams Paint
 * Simulex
 * SIN
 * State Farm Insurance
 * Statler Motors Studbaker/Pontiac/Etc
 * Surrogate Parenting Center
 * Tanya's
 * Texaco
 * Third Eye - Private Detective, The
 * Time to Shoot
 * Town Theater
 * True Blue
 * Valley Video
 * War Zone
 * Wilson Campaign Center
 * Zales Jewelry

Married With Children
 * New Market Mall Stores
 * Sponsors New Market Mallers Baseball Team
 * Gary's Shoes and Accessories for Today's Women
 * Orange Julius
 * Victoria Secret
 * Sharper Infant
 * Rainbow Toys
 * Home Made Pizza
 * Gary's Aerobic Studio
 * Unnamed Movie Theater
 * Smithstone
 * GAP
 * Hickory Farms
 * Beef Bowl
 * Hallmark Cards
 * Pro Shop
 * Unnamed Aerobics Center above Gary's Studios
 * Sex You Up Photo Boutique
 * Fine Art-O-Rama
 * Babcock's Shoes
 * World of Carbuncle
 * House of Floss
 * Tropix
 * Fuller Travel
 * Chic Mystique
 * ArtWorkz
 * Morty's Shoes
 * Bapcock Shoes

Types of Businesses:

 * Gaming Businesses:
 * Arcades:
 * Flynn's Arcade (TRON)
 * Groovy's Arcade
 * Lawyers (Marriage, Divorce, Corporate, etc.)
 * Massage Therapy
 * Therapist
 * Hair Salons
 * Tattoo Shops
 * Gift Shop
 * Snack Shop
 * Vehicle Shops
 * Bicycle Shops
 * Roy's Cycles (Back into the Future)
 * Motorcycle
 * Car/Truck
 * Semi/Bus Shop
 * Retail:
 * Apparel Shops:
 * Boutiques
 * Discount Clothes
 * Fashion
 * Jewelry
 * Shoes
 * Beauty
 * Cosmetics
 * Hair Care
 * Books/Magazine(And Comics)
 * Barnes and Noble
 * Computer Store
 * To Do Inspirations:
 * Apple Store
 * \Elektronica (High-end Urban Computing Retail Shop in 'Verse)
 * Convenience Shops
 * Kim's Convenience (Kim's Convenience)
 * Drug Store/Pharmacy
 * CVS
 * Vitamins
 * Walgreens
 * Flooring Shops
 * Carpets
 * Hardwood
 * Food
 * Bakery
 * Confectionery (Candy)
 * Deli
 * New Way Gourmet Deli (Sketchup)
 * Ice Cream Parlors
 * Pizza
 * Wood Fired Pizzas
 * Papa John's
 * Sandwiches
 * Subway's
 * Philly Subs
 * Tea/Coffee Shop
 * Tofu
 * Fast Food / Etc
 * Tim Horton's
 * Dunkin' Donuts
 * Starbucks
 * Arby's
 * KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
 * MFC (Maryland Fried Chicken)
 * McDonald's
 * Burger King
 * Burger Bich (Thai/American 'Verse version of Burger King)
 * Furniture Shops:
 * Office Supplies/Furnitures
 * Examples:
 * OfficeMax
 * Hobby Retails
 * Comic Shop
 * Hobby Shop
 * Riders
 * Hobby Lobby
 * Music
 * Guitar
 * Saxphone
 * Print Shop
 * Specialty Shops
 * Safeword (BDSM Shop)
 * Adult Boutiques
 * Malls
 * Lansing Mall
 * Merdian Mall
 * Eastport City Mall (Combination of Merdian and Lansing mall with strip mall complex)
 * Supermarket
 * Grocery Store
 * Supermarts
 * Target's
 * WalMart
 * Kmart (and Walmart - YouMART, a in-'Verse Supermarket)
 * Theaters
 * Toy Shops
 * Toys R Us
 * Toy Shops
 * Toys R Us
 * Toys R Us