Businesses and Establishments Repository (6/7/2021)

Bars:

 * Bars
 * Biker Bars:
 * Karaoke Bars:

Cafes and Tea-houses:

 * Cafes:
 * Descartes Cafe:
 * About:
 * Duk Muff Cafe:
 * About:
 * Owner: Sook-ja "Ducky" Duk
 * Fermi's Paradise Cafe:
 * About:
 * Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" R. Yoxall
 * Fresh Start Cafe:
 * About:
 * Korova Cafe:
 * About: Korova Cafe is a front for the Russian mafia presence in Eastport City.
 * Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
 * Location: Novyy Prospekt Neighborhood, Eastport City, Maryland, USA
 * Lick-her Cafe:
 * About: Australian-owned business located in the Marinara District, Eastport City.
 * Owner: Vincent Reid
 * Rinehardt's Cafe:
 * About:
 * Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe.
 * Wonderland in a Cup:
 * About: Wonderland in a Cup is an whimsical establishment located in Eastport City's high-end neighborhood of New Cheshire.
 * Owner: Alice Carroll
 * Maid Cafes:
 * Bonyu:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Perky Maid Cafe:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Tea-houses:
 * Jasmine Wyrm:
 * About: Chinese-national owned tea-house located in Eastport City's Chinatown district.
 * Owner: (Ashaiden Lassard)

Ethnic:

 * Italian
 * ¡Ay, Bianca!
 * About:
 * Owner: Bianca
 * Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
 * About:
 * Owner: Cucina Crapitto
 * Italian Bros. Ristorante
 * About:
 * Owner(s):
 * Notable dishes:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Mario Bros.
 * Japanese:
 * Izakaya Kumamoto
 * About:
 * Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Izakaya Toyo (Osaka)
 * Nipponese
 * Sinful Sushi
 * Korean:
 * Kum Den
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Mexican:
 * Casa Pequeña
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Casa Bonita
 * Casa de la Abuela
 * About: A restaurant with only one chef; the owner: "Abuela".
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Casa de Reyes
 * Chico's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Internet and Tacos
 * About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of tacos.
 * Owner:
 * Juan in a Barrel
 * About:
 * Owner: Juan
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Cracker Barrel
 * No Walls Haven:
 * About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
 * Owner:
 * Taco Putas
 * About: Popular and trendy Taco Fast-food chain in Eastport City.
 * Founder(s):
 * Thai:
 * McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
 * About:
 * Founder:
 * Vietnamese:
 * La Du Du Vietnamese
 * About:
 * Owner:

Fast-food Chains:

 * American:
 * Hamburgers:
 * A&M
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: A&W Fast-food Chains
 * Border Burgers:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Burger Bich's:
 * About:
 * Owner: Bich
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Burger King Franchise
 * Burger Joint:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Cardiac Burgers:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Double Chin Burgers
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Fat F***K's Burgers
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Greasy Sack
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Handheld Strokes
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Mouthstuffers
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Seedy Buns
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Satanic Burgers
 * About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers in America.
 * Owner:
 * Drive-through:
 * Come-n-Eat
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Hot-n-Now
 * Hang-out Spots:
 * Node, The
 * About: A nerdy hangout spot.
 * Owner:
 * Hot Dogs:
 * BJ's Wieners
 * About:
 * Owner: "BJ"
 * Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
 * About: Hot dog buns stuffed with various German sausages.
 * Owner:
 * Fatty D's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Weenie Hole
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Russian:
 * Krasnyy Dom (Red House)
 * About: A Russian-national owned restaurant chains in Eastport City.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: White Castle
 * Sandwiches:
 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Locations:
 * Eastport Mall
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Chick-fil-A
 * Coochie Rolls
 * About: A sandwich chain specializing in rolls.
 * Owner:
 * Gyro Heaven
 * About:
 * Owner:

Family:

 * Aesop's Tables
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Arrigo's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Contigo's
 * Au Jus Channel
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
 * Boucharde's Restaurant
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
 * Dates & Anchovies
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Fragrant Bonfire
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Campfire (California)
 * Herman's
 * About:
 * Owner: Herman
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Carmine's
 * Homely Hearth, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Immigration Grill, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Border Grill
 * Kokanee's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Chinook's
 * Miss Sadie's Southern Food
 * About:
 * Owner: Miss Sadie
 * Mosby's Kitchen
 * About:
 * Owner: J.I. Mosby
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
 * Sturgeon-Park
 * About: A upscale restaurant located in Eastport City's Sturgeon Park neighborhood.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
 * Succotash Grill
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Hominy Grill

Mobile/Meals-on-Wheels

 * Greasy Spork
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Jee's Pot on Wheels
 * About: A mobile Korean-themed restaurant.
 * Owner: Jee Yoo
 * Area Served: Eastport City, Maryland, USA

Specialty:

 * Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling
 * Jack Goff's Pit
 * About:
 * Owner: Jack Goff
 * Slogans: "Come and taste Jack Goff's Secret Sauce!"
 * Doughnuts:
 * Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Slogan: "The Messier, the Stickier, the Better!"
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Hot-N-Ready option of Little Caesars'
 * Seraphic Doughnuts
 * About:
 * Owner: Serafina
 * Kosher:
 * Dreidel's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Jack-in-a-box
 * Healthy Foods:
 * Fairy Kales
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Phuc Bich's Tofu
 * About:
 * Owner: Phuc Bich
 * Tofu Heaven
 * Tofu Paradise
 * Meats (Beef):
 * Bovine Burgers
 * About: Burgers, sandwiches and sides with Beef as the only meat options.
 * Owner:
 * Meats (Chicken):
 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: chick-fil-a
 * Meats (Pork):
 * Ham Hock Heaven
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Slogan: "It's all about the hock."
 * Meats: (Turkey):
 * Mad Tom's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Noodles:
 * Comfort Noodlez
 * Happy Crack Noodles
 * Novelty:
 * There's No Spork:
 * About: A restaurant without any spork.
 * Owner:
 * Pizza:
 * Little Flavio's Pizza:
 * About:
 * Founder: Flavio
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Little Caesar's
 * Mallard's Pizza Company
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
 * Stoner's Pie Heaven
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Seafood:
 * Cackling Crab
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
 * Captain Nemo's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: 2000 Leagues under the Sea
 * Crabby Dick's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob Franchises)
 * Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of:
 * Inspired by/Parody of:

Take-out:

 * Fook Hing's Take-out
 * About:
 * Owner: Fook Hing
 * Soon Fatt's Take-out
 * About:
 * Owner: Soon Fatt

Themed Restaurants:

 * Adult-themed:
 * Big 'Uns:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Period-themed:
 * Americana:
 * Poopsie's
 * About:
 * Owner: "Poopsie"
 * Retro/Mid-century:
 * Dolly's Shakes-n-More
 * About:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Steak-n-Shake
 * Eighty's
 * About: '80's Retro Restaurant
 * Sports: