'Verse - αΕβ - Businesses and Establishments

This page lists various businesses and establishments found in 'Verse - Blackwood universe.

Alcoholic Bars:

 * Bars:
 * Liquid Vice:
 * About: Liquid Vice is an front for one of the cells part of the Unknown Ghosts Army (UGA), an paramilitary and international hacking group based out of Ukraine.
 * Owner: Mikhail "Mikey" Bogadhov
 * Brew Pubs:
 * Cocktail Lounges:
 * Dive Bars:
 * Hotel Bars:
 * Neighborhood Bars:
 * Dirty Sammy's
 * About: Dirty Sammy's is an local bar that once served Old Redport Steel Foundry workers.
 * Owner: Samantha Ivers (Named after her father, Samuel "Sammy" Ivers.)
 * Pubs:
 * Back Alley Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Crowing Cock Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Dripping Bush Pub, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Frisky Donkey Pub, The
 * About: A Scottish pub.
 * Owner: Archie H. Lithgow
 * Glasgow Yobbo Pub, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Intercourse Pub
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Loose Camel, The
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Wine Bars:

Entertainment Bars:

 * Arcade Bars:
 * Bikini Bars:
 * TeenieKini
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Blues Bars:
 * Comedy Bars:
 * Dance Bars:
 * Drag Bars:
 * Karaoke Bars:
 * Golden Stool, The
 * About: A Chinese-theme Karaoke bar in Chinatown's neighborhood (Chinhae Square).
 * Owner: Min Chan
 * Music Bars:
 * Nightclubs:
 * Bacchus Nightclub
 * Club XXY
 * Le Chat Noir (Translation: The Black Cat)
 * Pink Clam Nightclub
 * Rainbow Parrot Club
 * Salsa Bars:
 * Sports Bars:
 * Tiki Bars:
 * Topless Bars:

Non-Alcoholic Drinking Establishments:

 * Coffeehouses:
 * F***offee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Java Beanz
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Jittering Beans
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Kickstart Coffee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Mental Coffee
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Tarsier Express
 * About:
 * Mascot: A wide-eyed Tarsier named "Jitterbug".
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Panda Express
 * Cafes
 * Descartes Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Duk Muff Cafe
 * About: A cafe known for its Duck-themed products.
 * Owner: Sook-Ja "Ducky" Duk
 * Fermi's Paradise Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" Yoxall
 * Fresh Start Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Korova Cafe
 * About: Korova Cafe is an front for the Russian Mafia in Eastport City.
 * Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
 * Lick-her Cafe
 * About: Australian-owned establishment.
 * Owner: Vincent Reid
 * Rinehardt's Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe
 * Maid Cafes:
 * Bonyu's Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Perky Maid Cafe
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Tea-houses:
 * Jasmine Wyrm
 * About: Chinese-American owned tea-house in Eastport City's Chinhae Square.
 * Owner: Ai Shujiao "Asha" Laghari (Ashaiden Lassard)
 * Wonderland in a Cup:
 * About: Alice in Wonderland themed tea-hosue.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Alice's Tea Cup (NYC)
 * Temperance Bars:



Patronage Bars:

 * Bicycle Delivery/Messenger Bars:
 * Biker Bars:
 * Jackalope bar, The
 * About: The Jackalope Bar is often used as a front for the Pantoja Crime syndicate.
 * Owner: Bernardo Pantoja
 * Lucky Jailbait Bar, The
 * About:
 * Owner: Joseph (Josef) Graz
 * Monkey and Guns Bar
 * About:
 * Owner: Daniel "Danny" Upton
 * Rattlesnake Bar
 * About: A white-nationalist biker bar and a front for Rattlesnake MC.
 * Owner: Quentin Keyes
 * College Bars:
 * Eastport Uni Bar
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Cop Bars:
 * Ethnic Bars:
 * Aces of Spades
 * About:
 * Ethnicity: African American
 * Owner: Lawson
 * Benghazi Bar
 * About: A Libyan Bar and front for Libyan Mafia
 * Ethnicity: Libyan
 * Owner: Ahmed Aboud
 * Krasnaya Krov' (Красная кровь)
 * About: A bar catering to Russian-American patrons and a front for the Russian Mafia.
 * Owner:
 * Fern Bars (Preppy/Yuppies):
 * Firefighter Bars:
 * Hipster Bars:
 * "Old Men" Bars:
 * LGBTQ Bars:
 * Sailor Bars:
 * Single Bars:



Bar and Food Establishments:

 * Bar and Grill:
 * Cargo Bar & Restaurant
 * Inspired by: Calico Bar & Restaurant
 * Hornito Bar and Restaurant
 * Taverns:
 * Badeaux Tavern
 * Corbeau Noir (Translation: Black Raven) Tavern
 * Horse and Maiden Tavern
 * Mister Chapeau's Tavern
 * About: A tavern focusing on French-national consumers.
 * Old Eastport Tavern
 * Salty Privateer, The
 * About: A tavern located in the Port Ana district.

Breakfast:

 * Breakfast Tsar
 * About: A Breakfast Restaurant that cooks what they want, not what you want to order.
 * Flapjack Panache
 * Renny's
 * Inspired by: Denny's

Buffet:

 * Big Bad Buffet
 * Inspired by: Big Bad Breakfast (by naming)
 * Fu King Buffet
 * About: Chinese-oriented Buffet
 * Fu Mi Seafood and Sushi Buffet
 * About: Japanese-oriented Buffet
 * Get Stuffed!
 * About: Modern American buffet restaurant.
 * Tǎoyàn de Shǒuzhǐ
 * About: This buffet place is a front for the Chinese Mafia in Eastport City.
 * Location: Chinatown District, Eastport City, MD.
 * Translation: shǒuzhǐ finger ... tǎoyàn nuisance

Delivery-only Food Establishments:

 * Buff Boys Delivery
 * About:
 * Knockers
 * About:

African:

 * Bhutanese Overseas
 * Cunto La'aan Dere (Translation: No Food Here)
 * About: Ugandan Mafia front.

Chinese:

 * Ah Wang Chop Suey Palace
 * About:
 * Owner: Ah Wang
 * Inspired by: Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace (A Christmas Story)
 * Da Wong's
 * Eggroll Capitalist
 * Golden Showers
 * Hung Far Low
 * McWang's Rong Phuc
 * About: Chinese/Vietnamese
 * Owner:
 * Pu Pu Hot Pot
 * Wok Kok's
 * Young Wang's Garden
 * Yu Kee's

Cuban:

 * Casa Havana

German:

 * Bavarian Specials
 * Das Fettes Mädchen (Translation: The Fat Maid)
 * Der Apfelstrudel (Translation: The Apple Strudel)
 * Der Speisewagen (Translation: The Dining Car)
 * Deutsche Haus (Translation: German House)
 * Die Futterkrippe (Translation: The Manger)
 * Kaffee und Kuchen (Translation: Coffee and Cake)
 * Gasiges Deutsch (Translation: Gassy German)
 * Tischlein deck Dich (Translation: Set the Table)
 * Zu Tisch! (Translation: To Table!)
 * Zum Anbeißen (Translation: Scrumptious)

Indian:

 * Butt Sweet Makaan
 * About:
 * Owner:

Italian:

 * ¡Ay, Bianca!
 * Owner: Bianca
 * Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
 * Owner: Cucina Crapitto
 * Italian Bros. Ristorante
 * Jack's Ristorante
 * About:
 * Owner: Jack
 * Inspired by: Jack's Bistro (Three's Company)
 * Pastagina's
 * Ristorante Vargina

Japanese:

 * Izakaya Kumamoto
 * About:
 * Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
 * Nipponese
 * Sinful Sushi

Korean:

 * Kum Den

Mexican:

 * Casa Pequeña
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Casa Bonita
 * Casa de la Abuela
 * About: A restaurant with one chef, the owner's Abuela.
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Casa de Reyes
 * Chico's
 * Internet and Tacos
 * About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of Tacos
 * Owner:
 * Juan in a Barrel
 * About:
 * Owner: Juan
 * No Walls Haven
 * About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
 * Owner:
 * Taco Putas

Thai:

 * McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
 * Owner:

Vietnamese:

 * La Du Du Vietnamese

Burger Joints:

 * A&M
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: A&W's Fast-food Chains
 * Border Burgers
 * Burger Bich's
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Burger King Franchise
 * Cardiac Burgers
 * Cool Burger
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Good Burger (All That/Good Burger)
 * Double Chin Burgers
 * Fat F**k's Burgers
 * Greasy Sack
 * Handheld Strokes
 * Mouthstuffers
 * Seedy Buns
 * Satanic Burgers
 * About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers
 * Owner:

Diners:

 * Back-country Diner and Fuel

Drive-through:

 * Come-n-Eat

Hang-out Spots:

 * Node, The
 * About: A nerdy hangout spot.
 * Owner:

Hot-dog Joints:

 * BJ's Weiners
 * Owner:
 * Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
 * Fatty D's
 * Weenie Hole
 * Owner:

Sandwich Fast Food Chains:

 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Locations:
 * Eastport Mall
 * Inspired by: Chick'a'fila
 * Coochie Rolls
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Gyro Heaven
 * About: Mediterranean Sandwich cuisine
 * Owner:

Miscellaneous Fast Food Chains (Alphabetical):

 * Greasy Spork

Family Restaurants:

 * Aesop's Tables
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Arrigo's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Contigo's
 * Au Jus Channel
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
 * Boucharde's Restaurant
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
 * Dates & Anchovies
 * Fragrant Bonfire
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Campfire (California)
 * Herman's
 * About:
 * Owner: Herman
 * Parody of: Carmine's
 * Homely Hearth, The
 * Immigration Grill, The
 * About: A restaurant filled with immigration workers (Legal and Illegal).
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Border Grill
 * Kokanee's
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Chinook's
 * Miss Sadie's Southern Food
 * About: Southern food fare
 * Owner: Miss Sadie
 * Mosby's Kitchen
 * About:
 * Owner: J.I. Mosby
 * Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
 * Sturgeon-Park
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
 * Succotash Grill
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Hominy Grill

Mobile/Meals-on-wheels Restaurants:

 * Jee's Pot on Wheels

Americana:

 * Poopsie's

Retro:

 * Dolly's Shake-n-More
 * About: '70s themed
 * Eighty's
 * About: '80s Retro Restaurant

Pizza:

 * Little Flavio's Pizza'Verse - Logo - Little Flavio's Pizza web t.png
 * Mallard's Pizza Company'Verse - Logo - Mallard's Pizza Company web t.png
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
 * Stoner's Pie Heaven

Seafood:

 * Cackling Crab
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
 * Crabby Dick's
 * Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob)
 * Frying Nemo

Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling:

 * Jack Goff's Pit
 * About:
 * Owner: Jack Goff

Doughnuts:

 * Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
 * Seraphic Doughnuts

Kosher:

 * Dreidel's
 * About:
 * Owner:

Healthy Food:

 * Fairy Kales
 * Phuc Bich's Tofu

Meats (Chicken):

 * A&K Lick-a-Chick
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Chick'a'fila

Meats (Pork):

 * Ham Hock Heaven

Noodles:

 * Comfort Noodlez
 * Happy Crack Noodles

Novelty:

 * Big 'Uns:
 * There's no Spork
 * About: A restaurant without any spork.
 * Owner:

Take-out Restaurants:

 * Fook Hing's Take-out
 * Soon Fatt's Take-out

Ranches

 * Blackwood Ranch

Bed & Breakfast (B&B):

 * 69 Bunghole Bungalows

Inns (Lodging and Bar):

 * Ophelia's Pub and Inn

Motel Chains:

 * Alibi Motels
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Kuntz Motels
 * About:
 * Owner: Precious Kuntz

Mental Institutions:

 * Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane

Retirement Homes:

 * Aged Out Retirement Home
 * Feeney's Knoll Retirement Home
 * Home for the Partially Awake
 * Knotty Pines Retirement Home

Cinemas:

 * Beyond the Sea Cinema
 * About: Cinema showing foreign films
 * Owner:
 * Neon City Cinema
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Overseas Cinema
 * About: Cinema showing foreign films
 * Owner:

Drive-in Theaters:

 * Zephyr's Starlight Drive-in Theater

Theater:

 * Nightfall Theater
 * North Star Theater

Entertainment Venues (Comedy):

 * Neddy's Comedy Club

Entertainment Venues (Adult):

 * Gentlemen's Club:
 * Nightclubs:
 * Pussykat Playground
 * Subsidiary of: Pussykat Services, Inc.
 * Owner: Kylee McKallister
 * Strip-clubs:



Gambling Establishments:

 * Bankroll Capitalism

Casinos:

 * Fortuna 9 Casino
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Location: Kennedy Hills, Eastport City, MD

Bowling:

 * Back Street Ballin'
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Eastport City Bowling Alley

Boxing:

 * Gally's Gym
 * About:
 * Owner: "Gally"

Pool and Billiard Halls:

 * Mallard's Billards and Pub
 * Warped Cue, The

Animals:

 * Bledlow's Pussies & Catnips
 * Pettway's Pets

Discount Apparel:

 * Cray Uganda
 * Gringo Crossing
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Dingo Junction (Simpsons)
 * Holey Seconds:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Sloppy Seconds (Saints Row Franchise) and Religious discount clothing store
 * Suburban Outfitters:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: American Outfitters
 * Snagged Rags
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of:
 * Thrifty Rags:
 * About:
 * Owner:

Footwear:

 * Discount Footwear
 * High-end Footwear
 * Sports Footwear
 * Triumph Shoes
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: Nike and Aced Shoe (Simpsons)

High-end Apparel:

 * .Apparel
 * ALTRags
 * American Sweethearts
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: American Princess (Simpsons)
 * Don Apparel
 * Eabarcrombaigh & Grosbeck
 * About:
 * Owner(s): A.S. Eabarcrombaigh and U.P. Grosbeck
 * Parody of: Abercrombie and Finch
 * Fashionology
 * Ghana Republik
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Parody of: the Banana Republic and Banana Dictatorship (Simpsons)
 * Mack's Fifth Avenue:
 * About:
 * Owner: Mack
 * Parody of: Saks FIfth Avenue and Cossacks Fifth Avenue (Simpsons)
 * Patriotic Apparel
 * About:
 * Saccharine Ghoul'Verse - Logo - Saccharine Ghoul web T.png
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by: Pink Fuel (Second-life)
 * Urban Protocol

Specialty Apparel:

 * Alternative Wear:
 * Apparel Accessories:
 * Beachwear:
 * Children's Apparel:
 * Cosplay:
 * Planet Cosplay
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Planet Saints/Let's Pretend (Saints Row IV)
 * Emo Apparel:
 * Gothic Apparel:
 * Men's Wear:
 * Miniskirts:
 * Nightwear and Lingeries:
 * Victorian Wear:
 * Brass & Laces
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Women's Wear
 * Womenswear
 * About:
 * Owner:

Sportswear and Accessories:

 * Crook Locker

Music:

 * Euphony Records

Video Rentals:

 * Backroom Videos
 * Type: Adult (Underground Amateur Videotapes and CDs)
 * Owner:
 * BoxOffice Videos
 * Type: Movie/TV Retail and Rental
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Blockbuster Videos
 * Hardener Videos
 * Type: Adult
 * Owner:
 * Red Light Videos
 * Type: Adult
 * Owner:
 * We Got Snuff Videos
 * About:
 * Type: Adult
 * Slogan:
 * "We Got Snuff!"
 * "Got Snuff?"
 * Owner:



Video Games:

 * Computer Video Games:
 * Console Video Games:

Beauty:

 * Body, Brains & Beyond

Books, Comics, Literature & Magazines:

 * Book Nook
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Carnes & Knoble
 * About:
 * Owner: Carnes and Knoble
 * Groovy Aire Comics & Toys
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Coolsville Comic & Toys (Simpsons)
 * Novel Loft
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Book Cellar (Simpsons)

Computers and Software:

 * Elektronika
 * About: A upscale computer, software and accessories store.
 * Owner:
 * Live Circuits
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Circuit City

Department Stores:

 * Covetington
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Emporium
 * About:
 * Owner:

Discount Stores:

 * Pennypinchers
 * About:
 * Mascot: Pennypincher the Clown (Parody of Pennywise)
 * Owner:

Drug Dispensaries/Pharmacies

 * Dispensaries
 * Vanja's Ganja Shack
 * About:
 * Owner: "Vanja"
 * Pharmacies

Food Retail and Services:

 * Bakery:
 * Biscuit Bazaar
 * Bread, Butter & Beyond
 * Cookie Depot
 * Michigan Cinnamon Rolls
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Red Hot Chili Peppers' song: "Especially in MIchigan"
 * Purebreads
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Confectionery:
 * Chewy Balls
 * Chocolate Log Haus
 * Diabetic Gourmet's
 * Ganja Edibles
 * Glazed Tots
 * Lollipop Warehouse
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Candy Corn Warehouse (Simpsons)
 * Millie's Sweets
 * Sugar Weiners
 * Sugary Ahegao
 * Watermelon Sugar
 * Delicatessens (Deli Meats):
 * Ghetto Spread and Meats
 * Papa Götz Meat Deli
 * About:
 * Slogan:
 * "My Meat can't be beaten!" (the '60s)
 * "Papa Götz, biggest meat around!" (the '40s)
 * Specialty Foods:
 * Fruitcake Factory
 * Specialty: Fruitcakes
 * Owner:
 * Jerkier Jerky
 * Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
 * Owner:
 * Jerky Alley
 * Specialty: Meat-based Jerky
 * Owner:

Fuel/Convenience Stores:

 * 18's
 * About: Fuel and Travel Convenience chain that provides services to rig truckers.
 * Owner:
 * Gassy Jack's
 * Kasey's Quik Stop:
 * About:
 * Owner: Kasey
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Casey's
 * Mart & Go
 * About:
 * Owner: Marty McSky

Grocery Stores:

 * Agrestic Wholesaler
 * About:
 * Grösser Grocery
 * About: A Grocery specializing imports from Germany.
 * Owner: Albrecht Grösser

Hardware Supply:

 * Allen's Hardware
 * Owner: Tom Allen
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Tim Allen/Home Improvement
 * Knobs and Knockers
 * About: A hardware store specializing in knobs and knockers.
 * Slogan:
 * "We have all the knockers!"
 * "Not enough Knobs!"
 * Owner:

Home-Consumer Retail:

 * Electronics:
 * Idiot Boxes
 * Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
 * Couch Potato Haven
 * Products: Television Sets, Satellite Dishes and receivers, VCR, Blu-rays, etc.
 * Kitchen:
 * Sellfridge's
 * Products: Freezers, Refrigerators, and Cold-storage Units.
 * Owner:

Home Improvement:

 * Hooks, Hooks and Additional Hooks!
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Books, Books and Additional Books! (Simpsons)

Jewelry:

 * Charm Cottage
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Amulet Hamlet (Simpsons)
 * Fay's Jewelries
 * Slogan:
 * "Fay's... Shiny and Gay Jewelries!" (from early '20s to the '30s)
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Kay's Jewelry
 * Socialite's Jewelries:
 * About:
 * Owner:

Liquor Retail:

 * Dick's Liquor
 * Liquid Assets

Outdoor and Sportsmen:

 * Camping and Outdoor Equipment Retail:
 * Survivalist's Haven
 * Fishing Equipment Retail:
 * Catfish Pond Hook and Bait Shop
 * Hooky Nook
 * Owner:

Photography and Video Equipment:

 * Shutter Attic
 * Owner:

Specialty Retail:

 * Adult Boutiques:
 * Flogging Dolly's
 * About:
 * Type: BDSM
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Flogging Molly (Band)
 * Floggin' Koks
 * About:
 * Type: Gay-oriented BDSM
 * Frisky Business Boutique
 * About:
 * Type: Lingerie and Tame Adult Toys
 * Hung Duk's Wanko
 * About:
 * Type: Adult and Novelty Toys
 * Owner: Duk
 * Lovejoy's Boutique
 * About:
 * Type: Adult Toys, Lingerie and Adult Wear
 * Owner: Isabella Lovejoy
 * S*Xway
 * Type: Adult Toys and Lingerie
 * Safe*word
 * Type: BDSM
 * Shameless
 * About:
 * Type: Adult Apparel and Toys
 * Owner:
 * Antiques:
 * Artifacts:
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Antiques (Simpsons)
 * Out of Time Antiques
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: "Outtatime" and Back to the Future Trilogy
 * Poppycock's
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Cockamammie's (Simpsons)
 * Balloons
 * Floaters Paradise
 * Owner:
 * Binoculars and Telescopes:
 * Spotted Dick's
 * Owner: Richard "Dick"
 * Codes, Crypto, etc.:
 * Cypher Attic
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Crypto Barn (Simpsons)
 * Action Figures, Dolls and Stuffed Animals:
 * Teeny Dolls
 * Owner:
 * Gifts, Greeting Cards and Novelty:
 * Caulmark Cards
 * Owner: Franny Caul
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Hallmark Cards
 * Imprint Cards and Gifts
 * About:
 * Owner:
 * Que Passe (What's Happening)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of:
 * Home Decoration:
 * Adobe Flagons
 * Specialty: Flowerpots, Jars and Vases
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Clay Jar (Simpsons)
 * Knives:
 * Razored Edges Knives
 * Specialty: Combat Knives, Construction Knives, Kitchen Knives, Survival Knives, and Tool Knives
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
 * Knaven Knives
 * Owner:
 * Party Supplies:
 * Killjoy's Party Supplies
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Downer's Party Supplies (Simpsons)
 * Wigs and Public Wigs:
 * Perkins' Merkins
 * Owner: P. Perkins
 * Inspired by/Parody of: David's Merkins (Simpsons)
 * Tableware:
 * China Complex, The
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: China Syndrome, The
 * Trees and Foliage:
 * All Trees Cheap!
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: All Trees 75$ (Simpsons)
 * Yarns:
 * Yarns 4 Queens
 * Owner:

Superstores/Hypermarkets:

 * Argent's
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Target
 * KoreaMART
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart
 * YouMART
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Walmart

Toy Retail:

 * Cubiko Store
 * Owner: Cubiko Industries
 * Inspired by/Parody of: Lego and Blocko Store (Simpsons)

Television Broadcasting:

 * Adult Programming:
 * Eros Network
 * Amateur Programming:
 * News and Current Events Programming:
 * American News Network (ANN)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: CNN
 * Eastport City News Network (ECNN)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: CNN/Local
 * Paid Television Broadcasters:
 * Television Broadcasters:
 * American Broadcast System (ABS)
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: CBS
 * Television Stations:
 * ECTV
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: WWTV/etc.

Air Conditioning Services and Repair:

 * Birch's HVAC Services
 * Owner: Rick Birch
 * Stiff Nipples

Animal Care Services:

 * Farm Animal Care Services:
 * Canine Care Services:
 * Doggy Stylez
 * Dog in a Bathtub
 * Equine Care Services:
 * Feline Care Services:
 * Pussy Stylez
 * Small Pet Care Services:
 * Pussies and Bitches

Automotive Care Services:

 * Car Wash:
 * Automotive Repair and Mechanical Services:

Banking Services:

 * Eastport City Bank (ECB)
 * First Bank of Eastport City (FBEC)
 * First Bank of Maryland (FBM)
 * Maryland Municipal Bank (MMB)
 * North Star Bank (NSB)

Bondsmen:

 * Bankroll Bonds:

Chimney Cleaning and Repair Services:

 * Snooty Dick's Chimney Services
 * Owner: Richard Snoot

Cleaning Services:

 * Commercial
 * Government
 * Residential
 * General:
 * Dirty Habits Cleaning Services

Computer Repair Services:

 * Computer Assistant Services:
 * Computer Repair Services:

Concrete Pouring Services:

 * Dick's Pumping

Drilling Services:

 * Mông Drilling Services

Escort Services:

 * Alternative Wifestyles
 * Services: Mail order brides and Wife Swapping Services
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: "Alternative Lifestyles" / Alternative Knifestyles (Simpsons)
 * Cajole Hearts
 * Services: Escort (Latina)
 * Owner:
 * Only Thots Services
 * Services: Escort
 * Owner:
 * Phuc Mi Bich Services (Commonly known as PMB Services)
 * Services: Massage and Spa Services
 * Owner:
 * Teeny Seoul
 * Services: Escort Services specializing in escorts from Seoul, Korea.
 * Owner:

Esoteric Services:

 * Empath & Beyond Psychic Services
 * About:
 * Services: Psychic and Fortunetelling
 * Owner:
 * VuDoo Chylde
 * About:
 * Slogan:
 * "Hate your neighbor's children? Call us!"
 * Owner:
 * VooDoo Mama's
 * About:
 * Owner:

Financial Services:

 * Investment Firms:
 * Stock Trading Firms:
 * Armchair Traders
 * Taxes Firms:
 * Addicock's Taxes
 * Owner: Owen J. Addicock

Flooring Installation and Repair Services

 * Dick's Hardwood Flooring Services
 * EZ-Lay Carpeting Services
 * Owner: Nicholas "Nicky Q. Lickfelt

Health & Beauty Services

 * Chiropractor Services:
 * Yu Kee's
 * About:
 * Owner: Yu Kee
 * Massage Services:
 * Phuc Mi Bich's Massage Parlor
 * Mental Institutions:
 * Eastport City Asylum for the Criminally Insane (ECACI)
 * Physical Training:
 * Boxing:
 * Gally's Gym
 * About: A boxing gym owned by former MMA champion.
 * Owner: Will "Gally" Galloway
 * Gym:
 * Pumped Hard Bodies Gym
 * Martial Arts:
 * Brazilian Martial Arts:
 * Jiu-Jitsu
 * Martial Art Form: Jiu-Jitsu
 * Owner:
 * Chinese Martial Arts:
 * Bigwen Wing Chun (Spoken as Bǐng wén yǒng chūn (炳文咏春))
 * Martial Art Form: Wing Chun
 * Owner:
 * Israeli Martial Arts:
 * Yaglom HOuse of Krav Maga
 * Martial Art Form: Krav Maga
 * Owner:
 * Japanese Martial Arts:
 * Dojo Akifumi
 * Martial Art Form:
 * Korean Martial Arts:
 * Kun-woo Taekwondo
 * Martial Art Form: Taekwondo
 * Owner: Kun-woo
 * Thai Martial Arts:
 * Muay Thai
 * Martial Art Form: Muay Thai
 * Plastic Surgery:
 * Altered Anatomies
 * Organs as Designed
 * About:
 * Type: Sex-reassignment Plastic Surgery
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of:
 * Plastic Society
 * About:
 * Type:
 * Owner:
 * Therapy Services:
 * Gaylord Therapist Services
 * Urologist Services:
 * Office of I.P. de Haard, The
 * Owner: Dr. Isaac P. de Haard

Law Enforcement Services:

 * Corporate Law Enforcement:
 * Private Law Enforcement:
 * Public Law Enforcement:
 * Autumn Valley Police Department (AVPD)
 * Carbon Hills Police Department (CHPD)
 * Eastport City Police Department (ECPD)
 * Eastport County Sheriff's Department
 * North Star Police Department (NSPD)
 * Steele Bay Police Department (SBPD)

Legal Services:

 * Corporate Legal Services:
 * Technically Legal Loopholes
 * Owner:
 * Divorce Services:
 * Dewy, Cheatham & Howe
 * Ditcher, Quick & Hyde
 * Reade, Aasp & Crye
 * Marriage Services:
 * Marriage and Divorce Services:

Personal Care Services:

 * Barber Services:
 * Cornrows Barber Shop
 * WASPs Barber Shop
 * Facial Care Services:
 * So-Young Facials (Korean)
 * Foot Care Services:
 * ToeBang's
 * Hair Care Services:
 * Nail Salons:
 * Hand Job
 * Fairy Nails
 * Pimp Nails
 * Spa Salons:
 * Servix Spa Salons (SSS)

Photocopying and Faxes:

 * Copy Burg, The
 * Owner:
 * Inspired by/Parody of: The Copy Jalopy (Simpsons)

Plumbing Services:

 * Abraham & Sons Plumbing
 * Dick's Pumping

Private Investigator Services:

 * Private Molester
 * About: A private investigator that offers various types of revenge against your exes.
 * Owner:

Recycling Services:

 * Automobile Recycling:
 * Junk Yards:
 * Dick's Private Parts
 * Scrap Yards:
 * Waste Recycling:
 * Wreck Yards:

Rescue Services:

 * Imaginary Friends Rescue Center

Tattooing Services:

 * Branded Inkz
 * Inks of Mayhem Tattoos
 * In-sik Inks (Korean Tattoo Parlor)
 * Mark of Anarchy Tattoo Parlor

Vampire-oriented Social Clubs:

 * Cupa de Sânge (Translation: Blood Cup)
 * About: Vampire-oriented social club and bar